This is definitely a plausible Hank moment, but only after a long episode of him misunderstanding and getting it ignorantly (but not maliciously) wrong at first, being distressed and confused about how he’s out of touch with the kids and gender ain’t simple like it used to be
right up until some rude asshole does this in his face and he needs to stand up for his friends / family and suddenly Understands the emotional crux of the issue
“And you have all these so called whistleblowers claiming the government is putting chemicals in vaccines and food to make you one of them transgenders or homosexuals. But I’ve never seen a transgender support the government or one of those so-called “gay frogs”, so it makes you wonder what THEYRE really putting in this stuff. All I’m saying is that Chelsea Manning went to prison and Mr. Rogan is a millionaire, and you always gotta follow the money”
“Tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout dang ‘ol critical gender theory man, ‘s all a construct, talkin’ ‘bout man’s man and real woman but I tell you what man, talkin’ ‘bout when the lights are off we all just dang ‘ol people man”
“Well I think she’s a real classy lady.”
Not to be that guy but this is already canon. At the beginning of an episode Hank refers to a trans bank teller as “in between genders” but after a whole ordeal of him accidentally receiving a driver’s licence that says he’s female and everyone treating him like a woman for pretty much a whole episode, he approaches the bank teller once again and refers to her as “ma'am”
Hank Hill is canonically a trans ally after being misgensered himself
you know it really isnt immoral, if you do it right, to raise cows and sheep for meat. so. well. i think there should be a story about, vampires who have a town of humans that they keep well-maintained, so long as the humans donate their blood once a month, like vampire blood farm stuff
but instead of antagonistic everyone’s like. no he’s a nice man you leave the count alone. he keeps us safe and cared for and he just needs a lil snack now and then, it dont hurt anyone. like a cow that loves the farmer and the farmer that loves the cow, even with both knowing one will end up on the other’s table. because its like. its like. cows just have such pretty eyes, you know? they love you so much. i think it should be like that
literallyyyyyy
i want to be part of a vampire’s herd. and i want him to pet me like a cow
And he doesn’t take from sick, children, and elderly, and worries over their well-being when they’re sick and gets them the absolute best healthcare there is
And its like fruit. You don’t need to destroy the whole plant to harvest. You don’t need to murder the human entirely. Instead drain from a few as needed. Its perfect
This whole thread is fascinating to me bc the stat in Vampire the Masquerade & Vampire the Requiem for “having a group of humans that you have assembled to feed on regularly with lower/no risk” is called
✨️Herd✨️
This issue of vampire ‘hunting’ vs 'farming’ is a big part of Terry Pratchett’s book Carpe Jugulum, which I highly recommend.
if you’re european, you can go to this site, click on your country at the top bar, and it will tell you how to reach your representatives and also provides an already written script which you can simply copy and paste. alternatively, this google doc also provides scripts for different countries.
the site-provided script calls for a ceasefire, the google doc puts emphasis on israel’s war crimes and their violation of the geneva conventions.
here is a good site for UK folks, it automates the process for you for those who are unsure who their local MP is. and here is another one that does the same for canadians. both provide scripts.
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frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them
alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me
frisk: *is five years old*
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